Nerdcore
I will henceforth be referred to as Dubb-3, aka tha World Wide Webmaster.
Cho, bring it:
[Rapped to the tune of Westside Connection's "Bow Down"]
Cho, you don't know me,
I'm Dubb-3, here to smear this killer app track in your ear
Tha World Wide Webmaster brings disaster, version three!
[Ev in background] B-I-Yatch!!!
Compile-time error: your shit don't compute
Your shareware broke, ain't got no features
You a fuckin studio geeksta
[Ev] B-I-Yatch!!!
[pretentious Cho-like Long Island voice] I like my Java hot with cream!
[Dubb-3] Fuck Java, I go straight machine
[Ev] Boo-YAH!
What's that I hear? Oh fuck: [Mortal Kombat voice] Fatality!
posted by dao @ 3:35 PM
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2 Comments:
Let it be known that I will hereafter be known as Science Diction, and along with 3-Dub, we make up SEP- the Style Extension Posse.
You ain’t getting’ off that easy, Cho, until you hear from Science Diction
My Spyware has revealed your little donkey porn addiction
Crazy errors up in here when you try to mess around
You in Area Code 404: Style Not Found
[Dub-3 in background] OH!
Cho you best not linger here, you ain’t no true sleuth
You’re stuck in a phone booth while I’m rockin’ the BlueTooth
My code washes over you like a martini with vermouth
When it comes to cyberhacking I’m like the George Herman Ruth
[Dub-3 in background] OH!
Battle me and know you might not make it out alive
You come out smaller in the end like RJ11 to RJ45
My rhymes are multiplying, splitting into fractals
I swoop on chumps like you like a fleet of pterodactyls
With my beats so dope, they come right at your head, jerk
I crack codes and crash your whole [Entire Style Extension Posse] MOTHAFUCKIN’ NETWORK!!!!!
Know you best come correct, or you might [Stereo MC’s Sound Sample] “stumble, you might fall”
As I go on a phishin’ mission to devastate your fire wall
[Dub-3 in background] HO!!!!
You ain’t really hackin’, you slackin’ and piggybackin’
On my nuts like the Microsoft IE/Windows stackin’
You’se really just a flea, an Apple IIC
While I’m not just P-O-P-3, I’m A-to-fuckin’-Z
So don’t stick around, don’t you try to play the hero
I’ll chew you up and spit you back in a stream of ones and zeroes
[Dub-3 in background] BINARY, BITCH!!!
You come across BASIC, you’re totally archaic
Beats are formulaic and older than Mosaic
But me I stay fresh and avoid the prosaic
Flow that burns with hot voltage like I’m photovoltaic
[Dub-3 in background] ZAP!!!!
Son, so stay in your momma’s basement,
Rocking that Logo,
‘Cuz I’m 12th level black belt inside this Java Dojo!
You getting’ slain on silicon by my posse Style Extension
And played like a hypercube as I revoke your fourth dimension!
Diction and Dub-3, you best fix your runtime errors
Go get a debugger and brace for my rein of terror
Your analog nonsense ne'er a blip on my digital hive-mind
You remain uncomputed like a google search undefined
So lay back, take five
while I defrag your hard drive
Dub-trips' trippin', his frame rate decelerating
Begging me to intervene and do the administrating
I'm one more than Neo, worshipped from SF to San Jose
Evry time I right click all yo lesser-nerds go
[Cobra Kai sample] YES SENSEI!
There ain't no magic in Diction's false fiction
My rhymes are like stimpacks to your lyrical depletion
My flow is synaptic, a massive endorphine rush
I eat yours with Mac 'n Cheese and put both down the flush
[sample flush]
All your freeware protections I easily overwrite
I know all your Paypals and when you bang the site
So goodnight, hold tight to your puny kilobytes
Look out above! Cho's falling stalagmite in site!
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