And some contend that the Irish are not romantics...

-----Original Message-----
From: Jim Hoover [mailto:jim@idmp.com]
Sent: Friday, April 15, 2005 9:27 AM
Subject: FW: Irish Personal Ads

To All:
Ken Haughey (an Irish friend of mine) sent me these Irish personal ads.
Jim
Actual "Personal ads" in the Dublin News:


Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a
man
who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has
been
known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiance,
seeks
decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this
cruel
world of hatchet-faced bitches.
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Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty
after a
few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe
more.
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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the
arse
end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a
lovely
chest.
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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for
the
night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister
Brad