New Nickname

I'm test driving a new nickname this month: AssTek. Let me know what you think.

I am open to spelling changes (Asstech? Asstekk?).

It refers to my ass, most particularly to its by now famous odor, which basically drives how I live my life. The current "AssTek" spelling alludes to the Aztec Indians, possibly even alluding to the savage, vicious, almost aboriginal smell of my ass, or the fact that it is so pungent as to induce passersby to communicate only in tongue clicks and pops.

I can be called AssTek at any time, but its use is especially relevant when I am clearing a room with ass, clogging a toilet, or burying my clothes in the backyard.

Note: This does not in any way serve as a retirement notice from Dr. Funkenstein or The Thunder from Down Under.