Rumors, Allegations, and Things Best Left Unsaid

How frustrating is it to come home and find your delicious ribs tossed unceremoniously in the garbage?  About as frustrating as this: 

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Biggums and Parth have been ruled out.  Justin is never here.  That leaves Ben or Kayvon. Ben would never throw out delicious barbecued ribs- the man is *not* insane.  That leaves Kayvon, that dirty, smelly, pork-hating Arab.  What goes around comes around, you kosher-keeping towel-headed goat humper.  Huh?  What's that?   No, you're the son of a bitch, Von.

What's that? 

Any time any place, my friend. That's what I thought.


 

Also, rumors abound that the Red Sox may be interested in... Randy Winn?  This man is the solution?  Yikes.  He's the only Mariner that's ever hit Pedro decently, but I shudder to think we would give up a lot for him.